Nonsense Taglines
Under appreciated movies often have marketing taglines written by marketer who clearly never bothered watching the movies they try to market. To wit…
Dolls They Walk. They Talk. They Kill.
The Girl in the Photographs Brutal thriller that would make Wes Craven proud.1)
Infinity Chamber Justice is automated. Your fate is secure.
Malicious Children are a gift from hell.
Pinocchio's Revenge Bodies will pile up.
#Screamers When you hear the scream, it’s already too late…
The Tomb Curiosity will lure you in.
Troll 2 The original boogeyman is back. It horrifies you in your sleep, and haunts you for life.
Twixt A film written and directed by Francis Ford Coppola.2)
1) This might be true. In fact, I would hope so, seeing he produced the movie.
2) That’s not a marketing spiel, nor is it untrue, but if you approach that movie, expecting a Francis Ford Coppola Movie, you will be in for a surprise.